Excitable Smartypants
Clawtooth: so my arm is basially inoperable atm ...
Fitzwibble: nooo clawtooth ;A;
Fitzwibble: quick we must do something
Fitzwibble: SOMEONE SACRIFICE A CHICKEN
Clawtooth: pfffff
• vanquishedValiant lights a chicken on fire
Bearstronaut: OH NO OKAY ILL GET THE CHICKEN
Bearstronaut: YOU GUYS GET THE CHALK
• Bearstronaut RUNS OFF TO KFC
• BISlover4412 puts out the chicken
• techloveArtist grabs the rubber chicken
• BISlover4412 brines the chicken and roasts at 350 for 2 hours
• Bearstronaut COMES BACK WITH A FAMILY BUCKET AND THROWS IT INTO A FIRE
Bearstronaut: ALL HAIL BONER GOD
Fitzwibble: HAIL
• BISlover4412 becomes a heretic
• Clawtooth still cannot operate hi rught arm
Fitzwibble: WHY DIETIES WHY
• vanquishedValiant retires to a life of solitude in a monastery in the mountains
Fitzwibble: WE FED U ALL THAT CHICKEN
• vanquishedValiant gets bored in a week
• vanquishedValiant comes back, having learned basically nothing
vanquishedValiant: And also /everything/
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