The ♣HOUSE insisted I post this
Fitzwibble: o hey he-man's on teletoon retro
Fitzwibble: oh they leave the computer with the information on the "Darkness dimension" open on its own with the magic book
Fitzwibble: aaaaanddd here comes orko to fuck things up
vanquishedValiant: well what else is he there for
Fitzwibble: it is a mystery
Claus: Woo random he-man livebloging kind of thing.
Fitzwibble: "Someone has summoned daimar the demon from the dark dimension!"
Fitzwibble: "We gotta stop him before he lays eggs or some shit"
Fitzwibble: "I'LL GET MY FUZZY LOINCLOTH"
Fitzwibble: Skeletor: "OOH I'm sensing EVIL AW CRAP MY STAFF TURNED INTO A SNAKE"
[11: 40pm] Sir_Brokenrouter is now known as HarmonicaSonata.
Fitzwibble: "THIS POWER MUST BE MINE"
smog_droid: The staffsnake thing
Fitzwibble: aaaaand they do the loving pan down the bird-lady sorceress
[11: 41pm] Ktalaki joined the chat room.
Fitzwibble: "AW CRAP MY SPELL IS RUINED"
Fitzwibble: "HE MAN GET DOWN HERE"
smog_droid: NAW WAY MAN
Fitzwibble: Oh my god the evil sorceress is literally named EVIL-LYN
Fitzwibble: OH SNAP she stole the magic book
Fitzwibble: NO ORKO DON'T LET IT SLEEP
Fitzwibble: It like instantly changed into a cocoon.
Fitzwibble: it didnt even weave it or anything
Fitzwibble: EVIL-LYN: I'm'a use this book to steal ur power skelly
Fitzwibble: Skeletor: I HAVE MYSTERIOUSLY REGAINED MY STAFF
Fitzwibble: YOUR POWER IS USELESS
Fitzwibble: now he's going to use the aimar demon army to RULE THE WORLD
Fitzwibble: OH SNAP THE COCOON HATCHED
Fitzwibble: and you was sleepin orko WHACHA GONNA DO
vanquishedValiant: (this is great)
Fitzwibble: omfg the drawbridge of castle greyscul is literally a jawbridge I'm gonna die
Fitzwibble: he lit says jawbridge
Claus: This is pretty funny.
Fitzwibble: aaaaand the sorceress is literally collapsed in a sexy pose
Fitzwibble: (the good bird-lady one)
Fitzwibble: OH SNAP THE DEMON DONE GREW UP
Fitzwibble: OH NO AN ENERGY FIELD
Fitzwibble: Skelly: TAKE HIM, HIS POWER MUST BE MINE!!! I'm GOING TO SHAKE MY STAFF AT THE SKY
Fitzwibble: here comes the wailing demon army
Fitzwibble: aaaand he-man brok the energy field with like the most pitiful swing
Fitzwibble: "I cannot control daimar so I will conquer him"
Fitzwibble: ok skelly whatever floats yer boar
vanquishedValiant: The only logical conclusion
vanquishedValiant: His boat is held aloft by hubris and hydrogen gas
Fitzwibble: omfg is orko going to defeat him via the power of friendship
vanquishedValiant: does it have an accompanying rainbow beam
Fitzwibble: HE'S GOING TO FUCKING DEFEAT HIM VIA THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP a;lskdjfasl;dkfj
Fitzwibble: they're babbling at him
Fitzwibble: aaand skelly hit him with a blast while holding his staff in a provocative manner
Fitzwibble: (I think he was holding it between his legs)
vanquishedValiant: I thought this was a children's show
Fitzwibble: it is, they are just REALLY OBLIVIOUS about some of the innuendo methinks
Fitzwibble: it was the 80s after all
Fitzwibble: yup power of friendship
• Fitzwibble puts her head down slowly and makes an inhuman noise
• vanquishedValiant pats Fitzwibble
vanquishedValiant: Rainbow beam?
Fitzwibble: ERRYTHING IS RESTORED AND RAINBOWS AND BIRD-LADY GETS HER MAGIC BOOK BACK
Fitzwibble: there's a rainbow over the magic skull castle
vanquishedValiant: okay thats close enough
vanquishedValiant: as long as there is a rainbow
vanquishedValiant: 80s cartoons cannot portray intense friendship without weird sexual undertones and copious amounts of rainbows
smog_droid: How much rainbow
smog_droid: Would you say
Fitzwibble: FRIENDSHIP AMOUNT
smog_droid: A dash?
• Fitzwibble baps smogdroid with a rolled up newnspaper
vanquishedValiant: smog_droid: http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m653k39BXC1qel770.png
smog_droid: IF YOU DO NOT LIKE TERRIBLE PUNS WHY WOULD YOU READ MSPA
vanquishedValiant: I love puns
Fitzwibble: oh god its the moral