Oh dear, it appears I may be coming down with my mother’s awful cold. WELP TIME FOR A HEARTY MUG OF VODKA WITH MY BREAKFAST
i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what
and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns
my grandma is 82
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Sounds like you handled that perfectly.
We’ll see, the coffee’s probably soaked into the spongey liner thing on the bottom of the carpet despite my frantic attempts to get it out. Need to talk to my dad, I might have to rinse the area better and/or send my carpet to the cleaners whiiiiiccchhh will be kind of a bitch because I’ll have to pack up my desk and books >.<
Hooray for spilling most of a mug of coffee on your desk and carpet spent 3 damn hours dealing with the aftermath I am an adult
also, banana!Anon, I’m allergic.
I’ll gO INTO BANANAPHYLACTIC SHOCK
You guys are killing me I’m dead send out the hedgehogs
WEEKLY STATUS REPORT: 3/3/14
Hi, guys! Lemoness here, with the Weekly Status Report!
NEWS FROM THE FRONT-LINE: MARCH MYSTERY ITEM, DROP IMPROVEMENTS, HEDGEHOG PETS
Happy March! We’re pleased to announce that all subscribers during March will now receive the limited-edition March Mystery Item Set. The March costume will be revealed on the 25th, but all people who are subscribed this month will receive it!
Next, valiant contributor @SabreCat has improved the drop system so that you no longer receive all of your drops in the first five or so items that you click - rather, they are now spread out so that you stay more motivated for a longer time! There was a bit of a glitch in the roll-out, but things should be working now. Additionally, there are some new multipliers that make drops more likely, such as Critical Hits, Checklists, Task Difficulty, Streak Achievements, Perception Stat, and whether or not you have used the Rebirth feature (unlocked at level 50, rewarded for free at level 100). Thank you, Sabe!
Finally, we are thrilled to announce the next Quest Pet: HEDGEHOGS!! Let’s help @Inventrix deal with that raging Hedgebeast - maybe we’ll get some eggs as a reward…